3 definitions by sumthinmonthofmay

a stupid person. Specifically someone with no talent.
Kid 1: geez this homework is hard.
Kid 2: let me take a look... fuckin' 30 watt, this shit's simple!
Kid 1: Your mom!
por sumthinmonthofmay 11 de Maio de 2009
The fattest man you know who has enormous tits. Worth going gay for.
Kid 1: Dude, check out Randy's tits.

Kid 2: I'd take a dump on those. He is my one and only Fat Cross-Over

Kid 3: Word...

Kid 1: I don't know, he's nice, but my physics teacher... I need to get on those...
por sumthinmonthofmay 11 de Maio de 2009
Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.
Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.

Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.

Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.

They kiss
por sumthinmonthofmay 11 de Maio de 2009

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