Smack-dab in the middle of Alabama.
Some people will tell you that
Hell is "where every evil soul goes
after the body dies. It is located in the middle
of the Earth and populated by little red guys who poke
you with sharp sticks. It is ruled over
by Satan, Prince
of Darkness, and is the homeplace of the worst torturers in existence." These people are lying. There is nowhere worse than Alabama.