46 definitions by spike

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.
"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
por Spike 04 de Julho de 2004
1) Excellence in its most extreme form.
2) A good variable to use in a computer program.
1) Shitya!!!!!!
2) For Shitya = 1 to 100 do Shitya +1
por Spike 19 de Agosto de 2003
A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid
Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner
por Spike 16 de Agosto de 2003
Spike, but with a hint of ub3rism, truely l33t.
Cerb: Cerbeh, Spike: Spikeh, Feltros: Felteh, etc etc
por Spike 24 de Outubro de 2004
An insult similar to 'what now?' or 'snap'.
Oh, what now bitch?
Ha ha, oh, you got served!
por spike 06 de Fevereiro de 2004
Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.
"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*
por Spike 09 de Maio de 2003
Cross The Road And Die - an acronymical play on FOAD (Fuck Off And Die), commonly used amongst internet chat communities such as IRC (Internet Relay Chat) and Newsgroups.
Spike: I hate you, EmPleh
EmPleh: CTRAD!
Spike: *sob*

Note: sobbing is not mandatory.
por Spike 04 de Maio de 2003

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