672 definitions by ryan

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.
Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.
por Ryan 03 de Fevereiro de 2004
A fancy Person's Fart
(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.
por Ryan 30 de Janeiro de 2004
A branch of the military which is just as valuable as any other one.
Making fun of the Navy is a common pasttime of men with small penises.
por Ryan 31 de Janeiro de 2004
A beautiful metropolis on a river valley in the center of Ohio. Its becoming a major technilogical, cultural, and educational center for the nation. Awesome skyline, nightlife, and overall place to live.
That Columbus is one awesome place to see.....
por Ryan 09 de Dezembro de 2003
Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
por Ryan 13 de Agosto de 2003
A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.
person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha
por Ryan 30 de Junho de 2004
An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons
Hey roadie, I need a new pic for my guitar.
por Ryan 08 de Maio de 2003

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