the phrase used by semi-educated morons who mean to say "taken aback" when describing an event that left them disconcerted or abashed. usually used by the same idiots who say "addicting" when obviously meaning "addictive."
CHICK: "Wow, so I was at this fuckin party last night and I had a mojito."
CHICK: "Oh yeah, that shit is so addicting."
DUDE: "Did they muddle the lime for you?"
CHICK: "Yeah they meddled it right in front of me and this other guy was like a bartender or something and he said "quit ordering fucking mojitos, they're a pain in my ass to make and i've got a full crowd here." and i don't know, i was totally taken back- like totally taken back. but I kept getting them because they're so fuckin addicting cause they're sooo good."
DUDE: "you know something? i've never even had one."
An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.
" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."
The act of making a purchase at a Dunkin' Donuts or a Dunkin' Donuts affiliated establishment (i.e. Baskin Robbins) with an erection, especially if said purchase is part of a value meal involving a food item plus beverage.
(Dude walks into a Dunkin Donuts with an erection)
I'll have a number 3 please.
DUNKIN DONUTS EMPLOYEE
You have a huge hard on.
Gee, I guess I'm Dick dunkin'.
DUNKIN DONUT EMPLOYEE
Guess you are! Number 3, right?