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3 definitions by mattykay

 
1.
An exceptionally long penis, so called because it is out of proportion to the average male body and long and thick enough to strike a person.
"My horsewhacker is thicker than a donkey dick and longer than an ox cock."
por mattykay 20 de Agosto de 2009
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2.
smegma, or "dick cheese"
Man, that guy is ripe. I can smell his schlong cheddar all the way over here.
por mattykay 20 de Agosto de 2009
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3.
a tea enema given to a woman after anal sex by a man who wants to watch her cleaned out.
After fucking her real hard, he gave her the dirty englishman to clean her out.
por mattykay 20 de Agosto de 2009
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