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141 definitions by mandingoe

 
22.
1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage
OK OK, don't go postal over it.
por mandingoe 18 de Maio de 2004
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23.
A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.
Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.
por mandingoe 28 de Novembro de 2005
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24.
A great book and great movie that has been reduced to a line of viscerally disturbing dialogue. This movie did for homophobia what "Saturday Night Fever" did for disco.
Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Toothless Man: Grinning He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
Mountain Man: I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee.
por mandingoe 18 de Maio de 2004
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25.
An African-American sounding name like Shaniqua, Laquisha, Ebony, Latrelle, Malcolm, Jamal, Rashida, etc.

While many African-Americans with these names have succeeded, as long as racism] exists, people with ghetto names on their resumes will have an uphill battle.
Condoleeza is NOT a ghetto name (no matter how nasty she may scowl). Had she been named Dr. Laquisha Rice, the Bush crime family would have never even heard of her.
por mandingoe 23 de Novembro de 2005
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26.
thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head

from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."

I muttered something like "Well it's not".

What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
por Mandingoe 14 de Julho de 2004
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27.
Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.
The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.
por mandingoe 19 de Abril de 2004
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28.
a love letter, particularly a hot and steamy one. The future of mash notes is endangered by the internet.
He felt waves of jealousy when he discovered the mash notes to his wife from an old flame written twenty years ago before they were married.
por Mandingoe 09 de Outubro de 2004
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