adjective/abreviation "Insured Kelly
Definition(independent):not likely to be true
or to happen or to be believable, impossible, unlikely : this account of events was seen by the jury as most
• unexpected and apparently inauthentic : the characters
have ikov names.
History: In the valuation and insurance business of hollywood starlettes
it has become commonplace for certain
body parts to be insured so as to prevent a loss in injury to the studios, ie legs, lips, face, etc. The most
beautiful of starlettes
have even gone to great lengths to get their
vaginas insured. For example, it was recently reported
in United States Weekly that
Natalie Portman's vagina was insured at $8.2 million
dollars. This was in anticipation of her large role in Black
Swan and her soon to be born child, which many actuaries think will destroy its value. Kelly
Osborne, however, will probably
never have to have her vagina insured. It is simply improbable and there is little to no market value for her vagina. Therefore, it can be said that
an Insured Kelly
Osborne Vagina is very IKOV.
ikovility |-ˌilitē| noun
( pl. -ties)
early 21st cent.: from
the English KOV, meaning horrible, unappealing, unamazeballs.