When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially
hollowed out melon over their penises.
to have their melon drop
to the floor
is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard
the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed
to a melon off.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted
a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved
his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they
both agreed they
were all winners in the end.