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2 definitions by i'm cocknose till i die

 
1.
a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.
I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank
por i'm cocknose till i die 02 de Outubro de 2008
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2.
lubrication for the cunt

lubriCUNT can also be used on other parts that need lubrication.
My bike chain was stiff so i greased it with some lubriCUNT

whilst bumming are lass, i nearly snapped my banjo string, if only i had some lubriCUNT.
por i'm cocknose till i die 02 de Outubro de 2008
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