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2 definitions by dopiwan

The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session
She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.
por dopiwan 12 de Novembro de 2011
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The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.
Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.
por dopiwan 16 de Novembro de 2011
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