3 definitions by dionarapthevicious

When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.
Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.

Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!
por dionarapthevicious 05 de Agosto de 2009
1. Noun: A person (male or female) who can finish off an entire 17 inch burrito by himself, plan a perfect escape mid-bank robbery, and chew through curium at critical mass, but for the love of him/her struggle greatly with simple tasks such as remembering where he/she put his/her keys.

2. Verb: To yell out "killa" in a highly inappropriate place, such as a Whole Foods or a showing of the movie "Constantine".

3. Adjective: An odd, yellowish/green hue.
1. Sam: God dude, what did I do with my wallet? ... You gonna finish that pizza?

Bryce: Dude, you're such an engelke

2. Carlo: My girlfriend engelked during the Chick Corea concert yesterday and got us both kicked out

3. Matt: Ohh, dude. I feel kind of sick.

Max: You're looking a bit engelke, dude. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that shrimp.
por Dionarapthevicious 15 de Abril de 2009
Any sandwich of any type, except it HAS to have a large amount of Dijon mustard on it. If there's not a ridiculous amount of Dijon on it, it's not a Samwich.
Aw dude, I ate at Subway and they made me a Samwich. My nose almost exploded! From now on I'm eating at Jimmy Johns.
por dionarapthevicious 24 de Maio de 2009

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