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4 definitions by Tongue Punch

 
1.
The act of placing your hand under a girl's panties and then purposely avoiding direct contact with her vagina. Hand may be cupped. Typically used by virgins scared to move forward. Although intended to cause arousal, actual result is the girl wondering just what you think you're doing.
Yeah man, I was rounding third and headed for home when I decided to stop and just hover for a bit. Awwww, yeah, I got skillz.
por Tongue Punch 06 de Setembro de 2010
 
2.
A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.
In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.
por Tongue Punch 09 de Janeiro de 2013
 
3.
The best shape to use in tailoring a new pair of Daisy Duke shorts. The high point of the curve should come above the center of the front of the thigh while the low point is joined at the back of the thigh, just above where the ass meets the legs.
Did you check out that bartender at The Lodge this weekend? The one in the parabolic Daisy Dukes. Definitely has the sweetest ass in Arizona.
por Tongue Punch 07 de Outubro de 2010
 
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The name of the occasion in which a person named Frank has a birthday that falls on Thanksgiving. Used as a reminder that the birthday should not be ignored simply because it falls on a holiday.
Dude, I'm going to my parent's house for Thanksgiving dinner in the afternoon and then Ponch is having a few beers at Union Street to celebrate Franksgiving so I'll meet up with him for that.
por Tongue Punch 29 de Setembro de 2010