Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They
are the guys that you hate. They
are usually chauchies
and harbour a sick obsession
, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing
man cleavage, and expensive
beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned
for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some
famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply
simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.
Hey there's that Shawn
guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn
sacked the Brown
Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some
more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!