A bicycle with
gear and no brakes, the type that you used when you were fucking
8 years old.
Is said to be it's own "Sub-culture" but according to a hipster, everything
they like is a sub-culture, and everything
else is mainstream garbage.
Since it has no brakes, it has no business being on the actual
road, and is usually used to ride
around the neighborhood to make the user's hipster status higher than all the neighborhood kids.
Pretty soon, every single
hipster douche/wannabe is gonna
be riding this
and believe it's so "indie."