After going to the bar, and getting shit faced. You find the fattest ugliest slut in the place. Make sure that a bunch friend of yours have setup in your house with some cameras in a good hiding place (closet, bathroom, under the bed, etc.). Take her home, even though its against all rights of man you engage in sexual conduct. As you or her about to climax you through ice cold water on her and yell Shamu. And your friend jump out and snap pictures as she floundering around cold water shock.
I gave this Slut a Sea World last night, and now I have water damage in my apartment.
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