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31 definitions by Sex ED

 
1.
When someone walks out of the bedroom after performing felattio not realizing that they have semen on their face.
At the party, Jeff and Mrs. Johnson went into Brad's bedroom. About a half an hour later, Mrs. Johnson came out of the bedroom with a GOT MILK? face!
por Sex Ed 01 de Dezembro de 2006
 
2.
Consentual sex with a minor.
Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
por Sex Ed 01 de Dezembro de 2006
 
3.
Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
por Sex Ed 16 de Janeiro de 2007
 
4.
Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.
8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"
por Sex Ed 17 de Dezembro de 2006
 
5.
Someone who will only have sex in their own home.
So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...
por Sex Ed 16 de Janeiro de 2007
 
6.
To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off.
Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.
por Sex Ed 09 de Dezembro de 2006
 
7.
When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.
"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"

"Why say it like that Bro?"

"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."
por Sex ED 28 de Julho de 2006