1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
por Kung-Fu Jesus 16 de Abril de 2004
When one nerd claims superiority over another.
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
por Kung-fu Jesus 28 de Julho de 2004
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH
por Kung-Fu Jesus 30 de Abril de 2004
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For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
por Kung-fu Jesus 27 de Julho de 2004
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
por Kung-Fu Jesus 21 de Abril de 2004
One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
por Kung-Fu Jesus 19 de Abril de 2004
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
por Kung-Fu Jesus 15 de Maio de 2004

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