A characteristic of the male human. The morning
stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore
by the male, it should be hidden
from the human female, lest
she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted
to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."