636 definitions by Jake

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"
por Jake 21 de Fevereiro de 2004
refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)
I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.
por Jake 03 de Fevereiro de 2004
Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.
My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
por Jake 10 de Agosto de 2004
a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)
1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?
por Jake 25 de Janeiro de 2005
1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam
dude your car is so haggard!
por Jake 10 de Março de 2005
pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
por Jake 28 de Fevereiro de 2004
(verb) to ejaculate
Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.
por Jake 24 de Março de 2004
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