8 definitions by Jack De

Top Definition
Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!
#wankatronic #uncool #wanka #idiot #idiotic #lame #stupid
por Jack De 12 de Abril de 2008
a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'
Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.
#dandy #schlong #dick #large #penis
por Jack De 21 de Setembro de 2007
An incredibly large number, often used by small children.
Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.
#number #lots #billion #million #agazillion #trillion #poo
por Jack De 12 de Abril de 2008
A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.
#wank #machine #autowanker #jigger #automatic #autowankerdoodle
por Jack De 12 de Abril de 2008
A man, woman or thing that has balls that sag to it's knees.
Guy 1: Look, at my balls! They're sagging!
Guy 2: Damn! You are Sagallicious!
#sack #sag #sagallicious #saggy sack #sag muncha
por Jack De 12 de Abril de 2008
The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.
Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.
#poofterbogan #fragrance #perfume #cologne #mullet
por Jack De 12 de Abril de 2008
A man, woman or thing that has balls for a chin.
-Look at an image of Peter Griffin and his chin, he is a ballchinnian!
#chin #chinzilla #chintastic #ballcinnian #chinballsac
por Jack De 12 de Abril de 2008
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