8 definitions by Happenstance

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.
This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!
por Happenstance 25 de Fevereiro de 2010
The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!
por Happenstance 04 de Maio de 2010
Not quite up to the standards of 'E' for effort. Sarcastic comment or insult. A person hearing it may reply "Didn't you mean 'E' for effort?" You may or may not want to respond "No."
Well, wasn't that special. I give you an 'F' for effort.
por happenstance 17 de Novembro de 2012
The sound made when a curved turd hits water.
(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) plople!
por Happenstance 04 de Maio de 2010
The sound made when a medium sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining... a brief pause.. ) dabloop!
por Happenstance 04 de Maio de 2010
The sound made when a normal turd hits water.
(sound of a person breathing a bit abnormally... a brief pause.. ) splaush!
por Happenstance 04 de Maio de 2010
The sound made when a medium-large sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining a bit more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloop!
por Happenstance 04 de Maio de 2010

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