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11 definitions by Demonic bro

 
1.
Usually practiced in homosexual couples, but it is also done between some straight couples as foreplay.
When you lay down with someone, get in a cuddle type position and mastubate with them.
Some people make out with the person while they do it.
As I laid there, jerking my cock, at the sight of her masturbating next to me, she leaned over and started to make out with me.
This mutual masturbation thing is great!
por Demonic bro 10 de Dezembro de 2013
 
2.
The act of killing another human without justified reason.
Murderer: haha I killed that little cunt!
Me: what the fuck? Dude! I'm calling the cops!
Murderer: I'm going to murder you!!!!
Me: AHHH
2 days later
Cop 1: I found his body.
Cop 2: Was it homicide?
Cop 1: I think.
por Demonic bro 08 de Dezembro de 2013
 
3.
An entertainment company that used to be at least slightly entertaining.
Now it's total shit
They have crap like A.N.T farm and all that bullshit now.
Me: Disney used to have slightly good shows back in the day.
Other dude: I know right! Now they have crap!
Me: exactly!
por Demonic bro 07 de Dezembro de 2013
 
4.
He is a small YouTuber that does gaming videos.
Me: hey man, have you seen the new "let's play" by Antignarot?
Other guy: Who?
Me: He's a small YouTuber that I watch.
Other guy: oh cool, I'll look him up.
por Demonic bro 07 de Dezembro de 2013
 
5.
Possibly the most painful human emotion ever felt.
Love is the desire to help the person even if you have to pay the price, love is the desire to look past someones flaws, love is unconditional, or it's not real love.
Love is the worst and best emotion.
Me: I love you. :)
My girlfriend: I love you too. :)
por Demonic bro 08 de Dezembro de 2013
 
6.
A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.
Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!
por Demonic bro 06 de Dezembro de 2013
 
7.
rag
1. A piece of cloth that you use to clean stuff.
2. A slang term for a womans period.
3. A slang term for women in general.

(warning women find being called rag offensive)
Example 1.
Me: I need to borrow that rag to wipe down the table.
Other guy: okay bro.

Example 2
Me: Was she on her rag today or something?
Other guy: I don't know, she's being a bitch today though.

Example 3:

Me: Dayyumm look at that rag over there. She's sexy!
Other guy: Daaaaaayyyummmm! She's fine!
por Demonic bro 08 de Dezembro de 2013