Small green lumps, constructed of unidentified, allergy induced matter of dubious nature.
Their natural habitat
is in the nostrils of nuns over the age of seventy. They are accompanied by Allergephobia, which induces all sufferers
to have a deep aversion to anything
bearing a remote resemblance to pollen, dust, cats and husbands consuming more than one whiskey
It also causes one's breath to become extremely
toxic, despite the insistence on handing out peppermints to anything
with less than three legs.
A good way to rid one's presence of greenlump sufferers
is to eat a jar of pickled onions prior
to a possible meeting.