"Too long, didn't listen."
A real life version of TLDR
. Used when someone tells an overly long story which you zoned out
of, and didn't want to ask them to repeat. Particularly used when someone asks a question at the end of their monologue.
Girlfriend: "Today I was shopping when I bumped into...
... I mean, what a bitch! Don't you think?"
A very short nap to recharge your batteries for the trials ahead.
Seb had a Seb nap before he took on the world.
A sock which has lost its partner.
"I found some snocks in the laundry. Amazingly, they formed a pair."