daughter named Jessica who causes ulcers that cover more
than 30% of your stomach lining within
a span of 11 months.
to as "grace of God", but during the teen years is often referred
to as, "Curse from
got off the phone with Stressica... her school counselor is wishing to set up outpatient
called me. She's pregnant."
"Stressica needs more money."
Doctor: "Stressica's herpes test results came
back negative. However, your EKG results are coming
back as... hello? Hello? Nurse, call 9-11!"