the most god awful, pityful, annoying, irriating thing ever to exist. Hated by millions around the world this company strives to cause stress to everyone by CONSTANTLY creating errors and that cursed "blue screen of death". No matter what, they do everything in their power to screw people out of money so they can destroy their rivals, which someday will defeat them, god bless Mozilla - the Messiah of computers!...and then theres that FUCKING PAPER CLIP!
Microsoft has created a fatal error on your machine, it will now shut down...and error occured whilst windows tried to shut itself down...an error occured whilst trying to create the previous error...the blue screen of death will now appear...windows has created an error whilst trying to load the blue screen of death...NO ONE HEARS YOUR SCREAMS!...buy a MAC you prick!
Then there is the HATED paper clip. this thing will make you want to pull your lungs out through ur arsehole... need i say more!