5 definitions by Allahan

what adults THINK kids say (adults try to use it to make them look cool) but that term went out in the 90s and it is a cool example of how outdated adults are
Adult Fukock: You is rad.
Me: Fuck off wrinkle-dicked tard.
por Allahan 13 de Novembro de 2010
when you fall in love with a girl and she don't even notice youre thare.
dude, i started cutting because i realized that my crush hated my fucking guts im just a poor fucking emo kid
por Allahan 23 de Outubro de 2010
(Noun 1) 1. A type of music with lots of yelling fuck and screaming and shit.
(Noun 2) 2. A person who wears a mohawk and a leather jacket with studs. Listens to punk.
(Adjective) 3. The fucking things sold by Hot Topic.
(Adverb 1) 4. Cool.
(Adverb 2) 5. A detestable person who is arrested a lot.
1. What the fuck is on your IPod, punk?
2. I don't need Lindsey! I'm gonna become a TOTAL PUNK!
3. Bob: Dude, I just went to HotTopic!

Me: Fuck off punk buyer.
4. I just kicked a trash can! I am so punk!
5. Fucking John just got arrested again. What a fucking puck!
por Allahan 21 de Outubro de 2010
A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.
Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?
por Allahan 17 de Outubro de 2010
Since all you retarted people out there who say I can't name names are so mentally retarted, I'll give you a REAL definition for once.OK, so there is a girl at my school named Nirvana Almon. She is the girl I mentioned in the 39th definition of "crush." As you can tell if you are not fucking disabled, I got a serious crush on this girl. But guess what? She doesn't know I'm THERE! And when she does she probably thinks I'm a stalker. This whole ordeal got me cutting.
Read the 39th definition for "crush" and find out more about Nirvana Almon.
por Allahan 29 de Outubro de 2010

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