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7 definitions by Agent Buckwald

 
1.
The act of punching someone in the face. Used in Hawaii by the locals. A more severe version of the "False Crack" is the "False Crack Medivac," which is when someone is punched so hard, they need to go to the hospital.
Russell was acting like a prick so I had to give him false cracks.
por Agent Buckwald 30 de Julho de 2004
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2.
upn
A place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death, but death won't come.
As punishment for my sins in my former life, I have been forced to go to UPN.
por Agent Buckwald 29 de Julho de 2004
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3.
An insult along the same lines of asshole, dickhead, fuckhead, etc.
Yo bitch fist. Just call me Darth Balls... Bong!
por Agent Buckwald 30 de Julho de 2004
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4.
Hawaiian slang for a spanking. Also used when someone gets their ass kicked.
Little Donny stole money from his mother's wallet, so she gave him dirty lickins.

Damn man, that dude gave you some dirty lickins.
por Agent Buckwald 30 de Julho de 2004
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5.
A Hawaiian slang referring to sexual intercourse; to "put inside." Coined in 1993 by the late Hawaiian recording artist Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.
You know, when you get all horny and you get the kickstand and you like pu in sai? Well, the safest sex is no sex. Not the plastic. So no pu in sai.
por Agent Buckwald 30 de Julho de 2004
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6.
Security code for "Dead hooker in Ben Affleck's trailer."
Security Guard: Sorry to interrupt fellas, but we have a 10-07 on our hands.

Matt: Ah Jesus, not again Ben.

Ben: Nah! That's bullshit because I wasn't with a hooker today! Ah ha!
por Agent Buckwald 30 de Julho de 2004
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7.
Vassa is a crystalline alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant. When consumed, it is a highly addictive drug that is a stimulant of the central nervous system. It is also known to cause long-windedness, an inflated sense of self-worth, and the inexplicable glottal uttering of phrases like: "EH!"
Dude, let's blow this pop-stand - I've got a half a salt-shaker of Vassa at the crib.
por Agent Buckwald 23 de Outubro de 2004
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