Jul 19
Female that is more plastic than human.
"Nothing on that gal is more than 5 years old. My daughter has Barbie dolls older than that. I wonder if she's stamped with a Body by Mattel" logo. " See fauxen
por MyDogHasAPirateBeard 12 de Julho de 2015
Jul 18
A relationship based solely on text messages to the extent that in-person interaction is awkward. Common in online dating situations.
We texted everyday for two weeks, she was flirty and funny, we got along great, but we tried meeting in person we were all text soaked. It was weird and awkward trying to talk
por HandsomeHair 13 de Julho de 2015
Jul 17
Verb. The desperately intense observation of your smart phone screen message thread, as you wait in hope for a reply from someone you are romantically engaged with.
I spent Saturday night Dot watching again, what did you do?
por hc88 15 de Julho de 2015
Jul 16
It's a boxing term. It means that though you may be outclassed by your opponent, if you land a good punch, you can win.
Bob was down in the polls, but if he did well in the debate, he'd have puncher's chance of winning the election.
por BrianSnat 15 de Julho de 2015
Jul 14
Assault and Robbery or Against persons and Robbery is category of crime. It's a lingual abbreviation used by police or law enforcement.
- " I had a four man team for a big grab and lost one to smokies. I came looking to replace him. If you're still a badass!
- " I don't do A and R, man. No fucking bank job."
por dreamine 10 de Julho de 2015
Jul 13
The moment after posting something inflammatory or militant on Facebook that you immediately regret. No matter how quickly it is deleted, people have screenshots.
"Did you see her post about last night?"
"No, she must have deleted it in a fit of Faceremorse"
"Don't worry, here's a screenshot"
por MADmansMetalHarmony 11 de Julho de 2015
Jul 12
When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.
"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"
por conman4618 31 de Outubro de 2014
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