Jun 17
Stands for "I will think of you when I masturbate", A creepy message to put in the back of your classmates yearbooks.
"Julie, HAGS! See you next year! IWTOYWIM!"
por Urban Dictionary 26 de Janeiro de 2009
Jun 16
It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners
Dude I just had an amazing weekend.

Why? What happened?

I hit my sexual equinox.

Bro, that's amazing, especially at 45.
por Barguments 23 de Dezembro de 2015
Jun 15
A pollotarian (aka a pollovegetarian or a pollo-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any red meat mammals, but does include chicken, turkey and other poultry. They may or may not also exclude fish, seafood or products like eggs and dairy from their diet. Reasons for exclusion vary from taste preference to ethical issues.
Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism
Many pollotarians buy there poultry from cage free farms.
por Taihanne 17 de Maio de 2008
Jun 14
The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most
"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"
por Duck footed clydesdale 11 de Junho de 2016
Jun 13
Short for "young professional," especially presumptuous, self-interested types.
That bar is overrun by yopros in suits going on and on about their boring office jobs. Why are they acting twice their age?
por froggy923 06 de Outubro de 2009
Jun 12
A shaved scrotum of an adult male.
You can tell Johnny was quite proud of his shavocado as he entered the locker room showers.
por JB Overstreet 09 de Outubro de 2008
Jun 11
When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."
por TomBalls 22 de Fevereiro de 2008
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