Dez 25
Being Single
I Am Forever Alone.
por FOREVER ALONE 16 de Janeiro de 2011
Dez 24
n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.
por gnemo 16 de Novembro de 2009
Dez 23
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
por Maximus Aurelius 28 de Maio de 2009
Dez 20
Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.
I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt
por Dante_ck 11 de Dezembro de 2015
Dez 19
Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,
she has a spit shined brand new lexus in the driveway, so i dont want to hear her poormouthing herself when its time to pay her rent.
por groomergirl 10 de Dezembro de 2015
Dez 18
I'm down. I'm cool with that. I fucks with that.
"Y'all like this party?"

"Yeah I fuz"
por Dcbiz 10 de Dezembro de 2015
Dez 17
What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.
"Hey, did you see that chef over there?"
"Yeah man, he was giving that critic the Yelp Special."
por TheThrowawayofJustice 11 de Dezembro de 2015
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