Dez 29
When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.
As Ryan stared into his television screen he realized that this Netflix and Jill session would end more quickly than he anticipated.

Toward the end of Drew's Netflix and Jill session he realized that he ruined a good pair of socks
por Little Guy RyRy 22 de Dezembro de 2015
Dez 28
A person suffering from severe constipation.
Doug has been fecally challenged ever since he started taking his psych meds.
por frenchie 312 23 de Dezembro de 2015
Dez 27
someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
Dang who this girl liking all ya pics on IG?

That's my Instagram Bae
por CrisTheGarza 25 de Dezembro de 2015
Dez 26
A girl calling her man daddy like "Fuck me daddy"
-"I love when she calls me daddy"
-"Oh, you mean daddy talk?"
por idk idk idk idk idk idk 25 de Dezembro de 2015
Dez 25
Being Single
I Am Forever Alone.
por FOREVER ALONE 16 de Janeiro de 2011
Dez 24
n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.
por gnemo 16 de Novembro de 2009
Dez 23
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
por Maximus Aurelius 28 de Maio de 2009
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