Fev 21
A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn't a picture at all.
"Say 'cheese'!"

(person poses)
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)

"You're taking a fauxtograph aren't you? You asshole."
#prank #practical joke #camera #photo #joke
por GrannyPanties 12 de Dezembro de 2007
Fev 20
Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
por AbnormalBoy 01 de Novembro de 2004
Fev 19
An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.
I don't mean to be bragadocious, but I am the fucking man.
por Sweet 18 de Abril de 2004
Fev 18
In a game of basketball when a defender attempts to stop a dunk and fails. This often occurs to an unaware defender or to a defender that finds out at the last moment and can do nothing to stop what is about to occur. Embarrassment is what the defender is left with afterwards.
Alonzo Mourning got Boomed On by Vince Carter.
#dunked on #poster board #slam dunk #blocked shot #rim shattering
por Isaac Ferguson 10 de Fevereiro de 2008
Fev 17
The X is for extra crazy.
This dog is craxy.
por APL 24 de Janeiro de 2004
Fev 15
taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.
(office setting/coworkers)
G: Fuck! It's only 10am?
Juan: Yep. Today is dragging balls.

#draggin' #draggin #procrastination #dragging bolas #work #time #waiting
por Madison Ryder 12 de Fevereiro de 2008
Fev 14
The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
My daughter rocks, she got Valentimes from all the boys at school on Valentime's Day.
#valentine #valentines #valentime #valentimes #idiot
por WhyCome? 15 de Fevereiro de 2007
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