Mai 8
honest to god, I swear on my mother!
Look joe, on my mama five o rolled up and we broke camp like a mother fucker!!
por tim t. 18 de Novembro de 2004
Mai 7
Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.
I sent Tyler an emoji and he didn't understand, so he asked me what it meant. He is clearly emoji illiterate, but I can teach him the meaning to all of them.
por The Googly King 02 de Maio de 2016
Mai 6
Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.
*Walks into boy's dorm/apartment*
"It has a strong boy smell in here."
por Bigboy1213 02 de Maio de 2016
Mai 5
text talk acronym standing for 'stroking penis while laughing'
person 1: "I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day."

person 2: "spwl"
#s.p.w.l. #lol #spwling #lmao #rofl
por swplGuy 29 de Outubro de 2009
Mai 4
Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
Used in a sentence: Jane is adulting quite well today as she is on time for work promptly at 8am and appears well groomed.
#adulting #responsible #responsibilities #bills #grown up
por Kguarna 05 de Junho de 2015
Mai 3
An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.
Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.
por Nathan Lucas Scott 02 de Maio de 2016
Mai 2
Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.
Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!
#cuddling #snuggling #comforting #comfy #cozy #bundled
por Toasty Tortilla 10 de Fevereiro de 2014
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