Jun 5
The face you make right before you bust
Bruh my beforeface was crazy when we were doing it in that missionary position
por Mendoooo 29 de Maio de 2016
Jun 4
1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies.
2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.
Girl 1: Boo.. he broke my heart, boo!
Girl 2: Bring out the "Comfort Tub"!
via giphy
por MeteorGardenFan 28 de Maio de 2016
Jun 3
When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga
" my baby gained that healthy relationship weight "
por Tugktx 29 de Maio de 2016
Jun 2
To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
por bound2 01 de Junho de 2016
Jun 1
Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.
Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
por RJH2 24 de Maio de 2016
Mai 31
Legit Bomb af
Hot Cheettos are pretty noice
por Soccermomfromnj 24 de Maio de 2016
Mai 30
Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".
Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.
por Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man 29 de Novembro de 2010
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