2) just an extra regular female
2) A basic bitch goes to the library to check her facebook
3)A basic bitch has 2 kids and both of them are JR's
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.