Abr 12
(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.
Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
por Da Sperminator 22 de Janeiro de 2011
Abr 11
Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.
"Mike, I had an accidental incest the other night!"
"Roll Tide"
por Nigbiscuitmcmuffin 16 de Janeiro de 2015
Abr 10
A pair of twins that subsequently go on to live as roommates.
We figured since we managed to get along so well in such a small space for 9 months, it would be easy to become wombmates again.
por rockingyourdime 09 de Junho de 2009
Abr 9
the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave
Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.
por Ae5Ea8 07 de Fevereiro de 2015
Abr 8
To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.
"I want to go down on your sister."
por Dave 24 de Outubro de 2004
Abr 7
A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.

This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he's just reading!
por pavementphases 23 de Fevereiro de 2011
Abr 6
The day after tomorrow
I have to go to a meeting nexterday
por Betaglion 23 de Fevereiro de 2011

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