The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.
Dean: "Man, I'm hungry! What're you saying? Are you ready to eat?"

Jason: "I'm down for something really tasty. Let's hook up some feastiality!"
por terminal 2 10 de Julho de 2008
man bun
wow man, nice mun
por wizwohz 23 de Dezembro de 2013
Phrase that police use to justify arresting any African American in any situation.
I stopped you because you fit the description of a suspect who robbed a liquor store.
por D3uteron 05 de Junho de 2009
To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.
Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.

Brian: Damn son
por FriendOrFlake 21 de Novembro de 2014
1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
por daveroust 14 de Agosto de 2011
when you are going to punch or hurt someone
Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"
por Zachhyyy Whackeyy 22 de Novembro de 2014
English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.
Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.
por paleoderek 20 de Novembro de 2014

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