Abr 26
The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
por Ae5Ea8 03 de Fevereiro de 2015
Abr 25
To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.
I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.
por Witty mommy 03 de Setembro de 2014
Abr 24
The correct response to the question "what it is".
Man 1: Yo, what it is!
Man 2: You already know.
por The23rdfnordian 03 de Setembro de 2007
Abr 23
A lack of breast implants. Real boobs. Titties with no silicone or saline.
I swear I am the only chick in this entire gym with sansplants. Whatever. I'm rolling with it.
por Witty Mommy 27 de Janeiro de 2015
Abr 22
Something that happened earlier.
She called me later ago, so I am going to call her back.
por cmc53 23 de Fevereiro de 2011
Abr 21
A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.
By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.
por Witty Mommy 31 de Março de 2015
Abr 20
The act of attempting to court a shortie with the desire to acquire booty.
Joe: That girl over there is a bomb ass shortie, be my wing man when I go say wussup to her later.
por King of Inglewood 01 de Maio de 2006

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