Abr 21
A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.
By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.
por Witty Mommy 31 de Março de 2015
Abr 20
The act of attempting to court a shortie with the desire to acquire booty.
Joe: That girl over there is a bomb ass shortie, be my wing man when I go say wussup to her later.
por King of Inglewood 01 de Maio de 2006
Abr 19
from 5 to 8 PM

the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.
person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.
por notGodbutclose 31 de Março de 2015
Abr 18
The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.
I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!
por DAVnCHAINS 31 de Março de 2015
Abr 17
The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
por Witty Mommy 31 de Março de 2015
Abr 16
A more ghetto way of "Who does that?" when in a moment of surprise at someones actions
"Did that dude just pick his nose!?"

"Where they do that at!?"
por MagickMissle 04 de Setembro de 2011
Abr 15
The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar Butt.

Antonym: Immaculate Defecation
Guy 1 - Dude, I had such bad ED that I barely pulled down my pants and BAAMM. Bathroom Buckshot.
Guy 2 - Nasty, good thing we are at White Castle.
por 2Black2Strong 27 de Maio de 2014

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